Deep Thoughts

I was eating Chinese food in the mall today at lunch and I had four different thoughts over the course of 20 minutes.

1. I think Catholicism is delivering mixed messages or at least making it harder than it should be to follow their guidelines when they have Catholic school girls running around in short skirts. For a religion that emphasizes repressing sexual thoughts and not partaking in sexual activity until you are married, they seem to be encouraging both when they put their female teenage students in mini-skirts throughout the year. You would think it would be hard enough to concentrate in class with one girl in a skirt; I can’t imagine what a school full of them must be like for the guys.

2. Wouldn’t it be kinda cool if for one day a month surgical implants that people put into their bodies glowed through their skin and through their clothes? It would be interesting to walk around and see people with a glowing red light coming out of their breasts, calves, butt, etc. You could draw a lot of conclusions about society by witnessing this phenomenom. It would be especially fascinating in LA.

3. I think these shoes they are making for kids with the wheels built into the soles are pretty sweet. I wish they had something like that when I was a kid. It looks like a ton of fun and some of these kids are getting pretty good on them. I just laugh when I see them scooting around. Do they have these shoes for adults? This is a perfect example of somebody that had a dumb idea that turned out to be cool idea and caught on with the public and now he/she is probably a bzillionaire.

4. If I had a women’s clothing store, I wouldn’t do any marketing or advertising except for paying a highly attractive actress to walk around the mall all day with 3 or 4 of my store’s shopping bags in hand. I could pay her $200 to walk around for 6 or 7 hours and that would be all the marketing I would need. Other girls/ women would see this gorgeous girl and the store’s distinct bags and think, where is that store? I gotta see what it’s about. Sometimes I see fat or unattractive women walking around the mall with a bag from a store and I always think, that’s not going to be good for business. I can’t think of a better way to promote a brand than an attractive woman walking around a mall, and it would only be $200 for a whole day of superb advertising.