Taco Tuesday

I went out on a date last night with a girl that ended up being exactly like my sister. I texted my sister afterwards telling her I went out on a date with basically her. She asked "in a good or bad way?". How do I respond to that?

It was a Tuesday night so when we got to the bar / restaurant, they told us it was Taco Tuesday. Perfect. Dollar tacos are just what the doctor ordered. "They're about as big as your thumb," the waitress told us. I looked confusingly at her and then looked down at my thumbs. My thumbs aren't very big. Thumbs in general aren't very big. "That's not very big," I responded. "Yeah, but they're only a dollar," she said and walked away.

I knew there was something wrong with that logic, but I didn't realize what it was until a few minutes later. The whole idea of Taco Tuesday is full sized tacos at a low price. You wouldn't go out for dollar beer night if the beers are 1/6 of their usual size, right?

Clearly this place doesn't understand the concept of Taco Tuesdays, but that's what you get when you go out on a date with your sister.