Facts of Life

Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer..........too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris has counted to infiniti.......twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris has never had a heart attack. His heart is too afraid to attack him.

They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.


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